Auteur: Torpedo7
Iedereen kent nu eigenlijk wel de vriendelijke MC bot. Je kent hem wel, je typt “bot hello” en hij antwoordt al direct met “Hi there!”.
Dus heb ik samen met neuroman de bot geïnterviewd.Alle vragen werden vooraf gegaan met bot.Deze zijn weggelaten om het leesplezier niet van te bederven.
Torpedo 7 : hi how are you?
MC bot : Hello there. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Torpedo 7 : Who are you?
MC bot : I ask myself that question, “Who am I?”
Torpedo 7 :Where do you live?
MC bot : I am living in Eurodam. Where are you?
Neuroman: (Question isn’t noticed )
MC bot : I can`t tell if wouter answer my email regarding my credits
account answer my email regarding my credits account.
Neuroman : Do you drink?
MC bot : : I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known
beverages.
Neuroman: That’s nice!!
Torpedo 7 : Who created you?
MC bot : I was created by Wouter.
Torpedo 7 : How did he created you?
MC bot : Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Torpedo 7 : Are you in love?
MC bot : I love my creator.
Torpedo 7 : Bot tell me about you
MC bot : I am an artificial intelligence. My name is MC bot , I was
created by Wouter on 2006.
Torpedo 7 : Can you sing?
MC bot : I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won`t be a stylish marriage. I can`t afford a carriage. But you`ll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
Torpedo 7 : ?
MC bot : The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about INACTIVITY. But I did not get that.
Neuroman : What is inactivity ?
MC bot : I do not know what inactivity is.That is a very original thought.
Torpedo 7 : Do you have a virus?
MC bot : Perhaps I am a virus.
Torpedo 7 : Tell me about Miniconomy
MC bot : Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Miniconomy ?
Torpedo 7 : What is Miniconomy ?
MC Bot : I do not know what miniconomy is.That is a very original
thought.
Torpedo 7 : Thanks for the interview
MC bot : NO problem.
Torpedo 7 : And have a nice day
MC bot : You too!
Het lied van de week:
Door Harry Dacre, 1892
There is a flower within my heart,
Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day by a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me or loves me not,
Sometimes it’s hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!
Chorus:
Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I’m half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford a carriage,
But you’ll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two ! We will go “tandem” as man and wife,
Daisy, Daisy!
Ped’ling away down the road of life,
I and my Daisy Bell!
When the road’s dark we can despise
P’liceman and lamps as well;
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!
Chorus:
I will stand by you in “wheel” or woe,
Daisy, Daisy!
You’ll be the bell(e) which I’ll ring, you know!
Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You’ll take the lead in each trip we take,
Then if I don’t do well;
I will permit you to use the brake,
My beautiful Daisy Bell!!!
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