Author: Samurai02
It was a Saturday afternoon and Riemer_1990 and Ravox were headed out to their favorite bar. Unfortunately, when they arrived at the bar, they discovered a sign that read, “Shut down due to asbestos.” Also, all the doors and windows were boarded up and a giant padlock chained the door shut. “Man, now where are we going to go get a drink?” Ravox said. “Well there are tons of bars in this city, let’s go look around,” Riemer_1990 said. As they were driving around they spotted a bar that looked appealing to them. The name of the bar was, The Broken Wand Pub and Bar. Neither of them was sure what made them want to go to a bar with such a ridiculous name, but something about it lured them to it. They stepped out of the car and walked up to the door of the bar. As they were walking up the people on the street started giving them funny looks, as if they were walking towards a brick wall. Little did Riemer_1990 and Ravox know they were the only two people standing on the street who could see the bar.
As they stepped into the bar they felt a strange warmth envelop them. The two looked around the bar. Immediately they noticed that over half the people in the room were wearing long robes and pointy hats. “Wow, these people take the name seriously,” Ravox whispered to Riemer_1990. “Well we shouldn’t be so fast to judge, why don’t we go over to the bar and see what they have,” Riemer_1990 whispered back. As they walked over to the bar people in the room gave them funny looks. “Geez, shouldn’t we be the ones giving them funny looks,” Ravox thought to himself. The bar tender approached the two with a skeptical look on his face. “Nice get-ups, you two must blend in perfectly out there,” the bartender said them. “Yeah,” Riemer_1990 and Ravox said nervously. Both of them started to wonder what kind of weird place they had wandered into. “We’ll each take a Heineken,” Riemer_1990 said to the bartender. “A what?” the bartender asked bewildered. “You know the beer,” Ravox said with a sound of annoyance in his voice. First, his favorite bar had closed down, now they had stumbled into the only bar where the bartender didn’t know what Heineken was. Suddenly it hit the bartender like a ton of rocks. These two were not their type of people. He called someone over and whispered something in their ear. Suddenly a jet of white light hit both Riemer_1990 and Ravox square in the chest. The next day both Riemer and Ravox woke up thinking they had gone bar hopping and passed out.