Author: Jythier
A man missing for two weeks has been found, a source close to Officers said yesterday.
The anonymous 36 year-old man was located in a remote region of the Wood Cash store, the largest store in Cashington and possibly the Federation. At 860 SQT with plans to expand further, the store is become somewhat of a beacon for Cashington.
“I have two stores on opposite sides of town. Both of them are neighbors to Wood Cash,” Jythier said in a recent interview.
The missing man was found in the Rare Wood region of the store, which is found in the very southwest corner, in the tropical climate zone. In an interview, there were many complaints on the infrastructure in the store.
“I wanted to see the rare woods, right. I didn’t want some clerk bringing me back some crummy piece of Madeira mahogany when there was a better board. So I went back myself. I asked a clerk where the rare wood section was, and was told to walk about 50 kilometers south, then turn right. I asked if there was a tram or anything, but no.”
A survey conducted outside of the Wood Cash store (temperate zone) found that most shoppers had spent at least 12 hours trekking to find their purchases, and another 12 hours trekking back to the cashier. These customers all had vehicles. It is assumed that most foot-customers never returned.
Fortunately, shop-owners are in luck. Wood Cash offers delivery to any other store in Cashington, so long as the gas for their delivery truck is provided.
The Wood Cash store is expected to expand until it collapses in an earthquake.