Author: bonanza
Translator: sugarfree
Article OCC
A strange message reached our editors. The sender was The Mega handelaar
This article is written because of a match in the club OCC and has no value whatsoever.
I saw in an advertisement a webcam, a chunk and a bycicle pump. This made me want to go to a festival. The mega handelaar
Our intelligenceagency is searching for the reason of this message.
Joopsim is back in town
Wha would have thought that violence in Cyberia was gone, is wrong. Joopsim has blown the FES in Roebelarendsveen up. Several surrounding traders were hit as well. We’ll have to wait if punishment from the Federals will come, but it doesn’t look well for Joopsim.
Last week he took up his old trade in boats again. It seems that he, just like many periods ago, will shake up Cyberia again.
Het 50-island
The mystery around the 50-Island continous to live on. Several inhabitants of the Federation have already taken the boat to the recently discovered island in the Valuta. Scientists believe that the vulcano was more active then usual. Seeing the foundation, 50-island could hold a treasure of minerals and other materials.
It remains strange though that there was already a harbour. Some speak about secret inhabitants of the island. In the streets of Eurodam the strangest gossips are being told. One even stated that he saw an airplane that was going to crash. Could the passengers have occupied the island? Others stated to saw an enormous bear during their stay on the island.
On thing is sure, The mystery won’t be solved for a long time so it remains dangerous to go to the island. Reliable sources indicate that there are lot’s of money on the island. A lot of things to gossip about.
Big lottery
The ministre of finance, bonanza, has with approval of the parliament started a big lottery to honout the 50th trading period. 40.000ish is being invested by the Cyberian government. The inhabitants of the whole federation can buy a lot for 50 ISH. A lot have already taken advantage of this offer. Around 450 lots have already been sold.
Eximcontest
The redaction of The Miniconomist (TMC) can announce some great news. In the future we are able to tell you what kind of weather it will be ten days from now. It is made possible because of the development of a new and very powerful weathercomputer with the name: ‘Meteoconomy 50’. After some exhausting negatiations the Cyberian Governemtn finally succeeded to get the production of all parts to Cyberia. We hope as soon as possible to forecast the sun. Or was it rain?
Well-meant thanks
I want to thank the writers of this edition via this way. First of all all the writers, but besides that also our two translators (marcelbuter en sugarfree). Also
m1n1conomy has helped me a lot by reading through every article and correct it where neccesary.
I would like to use this opportunity to ask the writers to definitely not forget the make-up (tags) in their articles. Also use your grammar checker to search for mistakes and read your article through again. This will spare me and the other editors a lot of work and time, so that the edition can be released sooner.
Good luck!