Change of kings

Authors: Pedro Alvarez and bonanza
Translator: marcelbuter

The man on the street has an opinion about it as well. In Monapoli we hear nothing but good things about King sugarfree I. ‘Time for change’, ‘I have been having an affair with sugarfree, so I definitely approve of him as King’ and ‘Hail sugarfree’ are the comments heard most of the time. Some do however add a price to their loyalty. Mayor Tijntrix wanted to support the king, as long as he takes care of the new trading union Fries Front, who keeps the Cyberian and Digitalian community busy at the moment. Besides that he hopes that the King will pay attention to his citizens and not just make himself richer.
Former King Washaway was found in a casino. When I asked him the question what he thought about the new King he raised his eyebrows. “New King? No one told me about that”. After being informed about the situation he let us know that he supported the new King.

There are also less positive comments. Beagollum warned that Digitalian politics are changing so fast. He would have rather seen himself as King, and it is expected that he will try to take the crown away from Sugarfree. He knows about this and is enjoying his reign for as long as he can.

It seems that the new King enjoys support of a large portion of the citizens, but there are prominent figures that would like to see him gone and see themselves on the throne.

Who is sugarfree though? He has been Mayor of Monapoli a number of times, and even once in Bahthoevedorp, he was a Senator, a Member of Parliament, but we don’t really care about the list, we want to know who the person sugarfree really is.

The King has had many relationships over the years, where some of the 10 were quite particular. He was married with bonanza, with who he had a child.
The vicious King however has been said to have killed that child on the 31st of May, 2007. He left him in a car, after which the child passed away. bonanza refutes these accusations, he says that sugarfree dropped of aia at his place and fled to Digitalia. The uncertainty about this has however created a situation.

It is said that sugarfree is running many trading periods behind in alimony, estimated at about 5000 I-Shell. The next fact is that if sugarfree passes away due to a natural death, or he trades himself into bankruptcy, that his son aia will be the rightful owner to the throne, which will be the first time that that has ever happened. We can actually officially speak of a Crown Prince.

That isn’t all, sugarfree had a “club” with Pedro Alvarez. Even though there is not much known about this relationship, what we do know is that he is still married with sugarfree. He claims to have never divorced, which means that for the first time in history, that there are two Kings at once.

In seems that in the end that the King has also had a good relationship with his current wife lindaa. They have even adopted azelunit recently. How long this relationship will last is a mystery, but it does seem like this is the largest royal family in the history of Digitalia, so:

Hail Sugarfree! King of Digitalia!
Hail lindaa.! The Queen of Digitalia!
Hail Pedro Alvarez! King of Digitalia!
Hail aia! Crown Prince of Digitalia!
Hail azelunit! Prince of Digitalia!

 

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