Author: Pedro Alvarez
Translator: sugarfree
It has failed. I can say that right now. It all started some months ago when The Minic got a brilliant idea. Bodyguards in Cyberia! Despite the fact that many didn’t see the value, the idea of this stubborn man was supported by the Federals and National Government. But the Federals knew it wouldn’t have any improvement, so they changed the houses in such a way that the bodyguard could be used.
After that, every Cyberian had to say goodbye to his bodyguard diploma. I already have doubts with that, where do they have the right to take my honestly aquired diploma away from me without any jurisdictional base? They could at least inform the owners of this diploma and give them a vote. But no, they choose this outrageous way. Just rediculous and unfair.
One of the best aspects of this bodyguard thing is that the education is being stimulated, but still stupid. You can’t expect me to believe that in order to be a good bodyguard, you need to follow a course. Two actually, since you need to have an officer degree. So bodyguard is noted higher than officer, which is complete nonsense as an officer has to do a lot more. With all of my experience I can conclude being bodyguard with one sentence: Log out on the same place as your boss does. That’s all.
Then the implementation. To celebrate this, Vincitore, a former member of the parliament, proposed a change of the fines. His arguments were that bodyguards would level the lowered fines and that the fines were far to high. Hurray, the damage was done, this proofs that people don’t learn from the past. After this proposal was accepted, really bad, bad people like basick bv and dealer91 came to Cyberia. Large ammounts of money are being transferred for assassinations. Who finances them is a public secret. A lot of shooting in Cyberia is the result, you almost think you are in the old Wild West.
No problem, we’ll hire a bodyguard you think. But no, there are only two active bodyguards in Cyberia, Tourist1 and Luca_Alvarez. But according to them, they are still unemployed. But they aren’t even allowed to be bodyguard, because of the law that states that you need to have an officer degree.
The point of this long article: Use your money for officers. A lot more effective and please put the fines up. Because, what has this bodyguard got us? The honour for The Minic to have designed something in the Federation? Making money for ONE Education with their worthless course? Having fun shooting others?
These advantages are not enough to ensure I feel safe, something I did feel until last round.