Author: Jythier
Blues Brand Junk, Inc., a research company that also specializes in phones and screwdrivers, recently confirmed the theory that tourists only buy in one’s hometown.
Official Blues Brand Junk spokesman Jythier recently presenting findings based on the ‘Buywatch’ program, showing that there were no foreign city tourist sales while higher-priced, similar goods were being sold in Cashington to tourists.
“One of our researchers bought a computer and a computer room, thinking that this might be a good way to gather information. Progress was slow until he mistakenly installed the ‘buywatch’ program instead of his intended ‘Baywatch’ purchase. The numbers flooded in after that.”
Speculation regarding what this means abounds. These findings are expected to reduce the exports of electronics, which tourists are large buyers of. Exporting to foreign cities, while a good theory in practice, finds itself with minimal success and even lower sales. Regardless, there is one good thing about tourists not buying in foreign stores. One feels free to price for competition, and not for tourist sales.
“I price phones lower in Centropolis and Nasdaqar. It makes sense, as there is actual demand and sales in Cashington, to leave the price higher. But in these other cities, where every sale is to another citizen, there is no way I can keep the price that high.”
While this is not a boom to the Cashington phone business, it does mean that low priced phones are available to the other cities. There is another wrench in the works for tourist sales, however. riser, a top trader, states that he hasn’t sold to tourists very often. In fact, he goes so far as to say that there is no tourist income for big traders. A net worth of $10,000 seems to be a common number mentioned for the tourism boycott.
Blues Brand Junk, being a smaller company, still hasn’t hit that landmark. We hope to someday answer the question, “Is this really it for tourism income?”
Sadly, with the availability of the Baywatch program, little is expected to get done except from typos. Unfortunately, typing a ‘u’ instead of an ‘a’ is very uncommon.
Officials are expected to hassle the Hoff within the week.